2017 has got off to a rocketing start for me, by that of course I mean that the “new year” is just an arbitrary point in a man-made construct of time, that people have attached some kind of meaning to because we have to remember to change a number every time we write the year, but, none of it really matters anyway because your existence is useless and meaningless and you probably won’t ever amount to anything anyway, and you'll die alone because you forgot to mend the broken relationships of your tattered and sordid past, so why the fuck would anyone even care if you died in a bed in 50 years or from falling off the kerb tomorrow you uninteresting, feckless….wait I’m getting off track...
That is a sample of my autobiography…or suicide note, but either way, you’re welcome!
Anywho, 2017 is shaping up to look pretty good for us so far, we have Guardians of the Galaxy 2, Logan, Spiderman: Homecoming, Iron Fist, The Defenders, Star Wars 8, Into the Badlands and a new Star Trek TV series coming out this year and they all look bloody great!
In gaming excitement I have; For Honour (yes that’s how it should be spelt), The Nintendo Switch, Squadron 42 (Star Citizen, hopefully at least), Mass Effect: Andromeda, Red Dead 2, Halo Wars 2, South Park: The Fractured But Whole (which has been sodding delayed to 2018!) and a whole bunch more which I will be picking up depending on my personal hype and price range.
Except you Mass Effect, for you I would sell a Kidney for you sexy, spacey beauty.
Life otherwise is the usual powering through, now at college studying Biology and Psychology in addition to a full time job, recording nonsense for PvP, volunteering at a not-very- local hospital and renewing my gym membership (which will never be used). I will be trying to get some more “Dan Play’s” videos out there as are quite a lot of things that I have been meaning to record. Mainly games that are super nostalgic for me or games that are just too much fun not to record! Cal is still as much of a bumder as always, but the fact is, he is my bumder.
We will be trying to increase the content and the quality (HA!) for the rest of the year, I also want Zoe to be more involved as her gameshows are proving quite popular and frankly, it’s a bit of a sausage-fest. We need a hot girl to be the face of PvP and I can’t think of anyone who is willing to sell-out and help us reach the lowest common denominator more than Zo’ (look out for Zoe joining Cal for a new series soon!)
For reals though, she adds a new dynamic to the team and she does a great job, so I’m sure we’ll be trying to get her as involved as we can get away with!
I’m sure this year will be a whole ball of fun and me being annoyed for whatever the reason may be, hopefully you join us for the ride! Don’t forget you’re always welcome to speak to us and trying to meet new faces in the indie community. We love your unique games, so keep at it!!